Your friend wouldn't know a good time if it sat on his face. Like seriously, I like threw up in my own purse. "YOU know why." (nods smiling at her plan) They ring the door bell and when he answers they JUNK-punch him right up in his man-business, and while he lying there on the floor writhing in pain asking "Why?", they answer. And where's that, Jack? The starting line? Cause I got news for you buddy, the gun already went off!. I can totally do this! (Gasps after seeing the bathroom) I can't do this. To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired.when I say screw you say you. What happened to "what's mine is yours baby." we're married now.remember?. (Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha. (To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome!. 
(To Joy before she leaves for work) Don't get hit by a bus. I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love. 
I'm saving it up to make you something special. (To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away.Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes.Yeah that's a little bit of me.and some other people.
We got robbed.the only thing they took was the door.
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